don't worry about me.

raisin' hell and changin' the world

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(Source: okuyasue, via asvprock)

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

(via asvprock)

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge, via asvprock)

khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

(Source: tsav, via asvprock)

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

(via asvprock)

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via asvprock)

deaneggsandsam:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

(Source: bennytheskeleton, via asvprock)

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

(via asvprock)

ravesexuall:

literallysame:

this is terrible and so funny at the same time omg imagine sitting with your family at your table for dinner and seeing your dad or mom just start trippin balls 

imagine being the only vegetarian

(via tropicalifornication)

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

(via asvprock)

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